Sell Lemons — Best NPC Deals Tier List
Every type of NPC Deal ranked by value. Never waste a deal again — know exactly when to Accept, Raise, or Decline.
Last updated: May 31, 2026
S Tier — Always Accept
These deals are the most valuable. Accept them immediately — they're rare and too good to risk losing by raising.
Alien Multiplier Deal
Alien NPCs offering % multipliers. Always accept — the multiplier applies to all income sources and compounds with Ascend bonuses. The most valuable deal type in the game.
Cosmic Cash Offer
Any deal offering Cosmic Cash. Extremely rare and incredibly valuable — Cosmic Cash is the scarcest resource in the game. Accept instantly, no exceptions.
A Tier — Usually Accept
Strong deals worth taking. Consider raising with Investors when the base offer is low.
Large Investor Cash Deal
Investor NPCs offering substantial cash amounts that scale with your progression. These are always worth accepting at every stage.
Raised Alien Deal (Success)
When you successfully raise an Alien deal, the enhanced multiplier is significantly better. Worth the risk since most Alien deals are strong enough that even a failed raise isn't devastating.
B Tier — Situational
Decent deals that depend on your current stage and needs. Accept if you have no pressing Cosmic Cash goals.
Medium Investor Deal
Average cash deals from Investors. Helpful but not game-changing. Consider raising for a chance at more.
Mystery Investor Deal
A recently discovered NPC type. Deal values are still being verified by the community. Accept cautiously — the outcomes vary.
C Tier — Low Priority
Small deals that barely move the needle. Accept them (a deal is always better than no deal) but don't go out of your way.
Small Investor Deal
Low-value cash offers. Accept them (free money is free money) but don't stress about missing these.
Low-Value Alien Deal
Rare, but some Alien deals offer minimal multipliers. Still worth taking since even small multipliers compound over many Ascends.
NPC Deal Tips
The #1 rule: always answer your phone. Every 3-5 minutes a deal arrives. Even small deals compound over dozens of Ascends.
Any deal with Cosmic Cash is an instant accept. No exceptions. Cosmic Cash is the scarcest and most valuable resource.
Raising is risky with Investors — they might walk away. Safer to just accept. With Aliens, the risk is usually worth the potential reward.
Deals come every 3-5 minutes during active play. NPC Deals don't trigger while offline — active play maximizes your deal frequency.